- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

3 like an eel

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

being sober in a bar fight

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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