- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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