How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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