A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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