Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Error 37.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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a woman votes!

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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