- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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