Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Matt is a Duster!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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