"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

squash squash who squash my ass

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

It's long!

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

4-4-2

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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