Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Bitch

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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