Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

I woke up today

Knock knock What?

stuarts mum

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Women's Rights

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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