- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

long in the tooth!

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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