- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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