What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Your face

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What comes after 69? 70

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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