I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

this website even though its hilarious.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Kyle grund parker coffey

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Black people are the scum of the earth

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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