what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

One time I walked into a fat kid..

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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