Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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penis haha

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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