- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

i just pooped that is all!

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Yanter, Look it up

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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