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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.