- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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