What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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