- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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