Chuck Norris Dies.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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