- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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