- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Your mom is not fat!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What is white and black and red all over.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

sky's sty

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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