- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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