- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

sky's sty

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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