- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

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