- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

The WNBA.

guest what i love pancakes

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Nickelback

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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