What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

where's mom I killed her

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Anti Joke

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