- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Bacon is delcious.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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