- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

This is a joke. Laugh!

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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