Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Vote this up

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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42

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Compton

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Davey Peterson.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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