- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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