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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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