a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Testicles.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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