- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Women's rights

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Daym im romantic

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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