- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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