Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

lewis ya baggy fuck

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...