Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

whats 69+2? 71

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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