An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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chirs

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Wanker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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refridgrator

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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