I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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