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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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