A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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I'm gay.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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