Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

I have a gay camel

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

216-409-7176 Call me.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

your moms my other ride

retard

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

British Dentistry

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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