- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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