- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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