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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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