Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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