Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Woman rights.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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The Morman Religion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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