So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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