knock knock whos there? nobody

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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