- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

what's black and can't swim?

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*