they're dead. idiot.

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GONNA

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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haha Otarts was here

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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destiny

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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A man walks into a vagina

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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