Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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