- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Boner

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

black people

Justin Bieber

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Guess what What

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Today is March 22.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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