- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Horse with a chair on his head.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

I was Born ready I was born naked.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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