Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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