Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Derp

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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