How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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womens rights

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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