A man walks into a vagina

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A Pakistani news reader.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Womens basketball

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Face...the other white meat!

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Phew... it's gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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