- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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