- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

I killed someone on minecraft.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

The Game.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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