What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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womans rights...

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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