- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

You having friends.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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