- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Women's rights

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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