- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Knock knock What?

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Major League Soccer

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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