Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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The Game.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Bad grammers.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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david weres the slug gone

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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