- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Im taking a shit right now.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Women's rights

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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