What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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A man makes a sandwich.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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