Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Black people are the scum of the earth

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Jerry.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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