What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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potatoes

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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