What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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The WPGA tour

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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heat!

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Happy Monday!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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