- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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