a irish man walks past a bar

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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