How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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