- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Black people

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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