- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

PSN IS UP

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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