- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

This sentence is a lie.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What happened to my sunglasses?

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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