Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Anti Joke

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