a Polar bear in an Igloo.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

I shot a bitch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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