1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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