Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Mitt Romney

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Bumsniffer

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Fox News

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Your mom is not fat!

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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