What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Man U

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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