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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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