A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Joke

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Women's Rights

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Anti Joke

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