anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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