In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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