Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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